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جمعه 20 شهریور 1388   10:25 ب.ظ

Turke ba mashin mizane be1 dokhtare piade mishe mibine dokhtare dare nale mikone Mige:pasho pasho in jende baziaro vase hasan joharchi darbiar

Ino be2n ke to 2nya ye ghalb hast ke baraye to mitape .. .. .. Onam ghalbe khodete...

Heyvanat 12saat zod tar zelzelaro tash khis midan age khabar shodi ma ro bi khabar nazari.

aval bezaresh jeloye sorakh bad bokon to kami aghab jelo kon movazeb bash pardasho pare nakoni . . . . . ajab hekayati darim ma ba in gosh pak kon

yeki migoft adam bayad toye asheghi mesle sigar bashe , ba inke midoone akharesh zire pa lehesh mikonan vali bazam ta akaresh be paye adam misooze

India=osiahe Italy=ograselo belgium=okrasich england=osefil  turkey=oragsavin japan=ochang chong spain=orrraseliro china=ochinhu france=orakhel iran=os shodi

Ye ghazvini be koone ye nafar das mizane, taraf migooze! Mige: Hamchi mali bayad ham ke dozdgir dashte basheh!    

Torkaro mibaran dadgah behesh migan bayad ghasam bokhori. dastesho mizare ro ketab mige kose nane adame doroghgoo

Torke khanum boland mikone...komite migiradesh..miporse: sighas ya aghdie?mige: jendas....naghdie!!!

Be ghazvinie migan: az koja zan migiri ? Mige: az barare.Migan: chera ? Mige: chon shabha kenare baradar zanam mikhabam.

Torke mire Amrica,ye khanoum mibine mige:chand? mige: 5$ haminja 10$ to park 20$ khone 50$ hotel Torke 50$ mide taraf mige eival hotel?Mige na 10 bar haminja!

Ostad danshgah ro takhteh aks kose mekshe shagrd khyli ngah mekonh ostad megh cheh ta hala kos nadede megh kos dedam kos kesh be in mahry nadedam

Hame ezdevaj kardan: ghandi shirin mahtab habib samad soosan ramin mansoor shazde abbas aazam masoome bibi. Faghat to moondi o mash ghorbon

V  v V  v v V v  v  v V v V v     v v  V  v v V  v v  v V v v  vv v   v V V v:      inha,parandehaye,mohajerand,ke baraye os kardane shoma,oomadand.

Dokhtari dahati, fardaye shab aroosi dar taarif az shohare shahrish goft: nane,nemidooni kiresh enghadr no bood ke hanooz pelastic e roosho nakande bood!!

Midoni chetory mishe ye koskholo sare kar gozasht? paeino bekhun: . . . . . midony chetory mishe yaro ro sare kar negah dasht?  bala ro bekhon...!!

Hame chiz baram bi arzesh shode!dige hich chiz baram ahamiyat nadare!alanam ke daram in sms ro baraye to mifrestam engar ke baraye tokhmam mifrestam.

Jadm Tja . Gjemtj Vja . Gjadmtjp Dmwtjagp Kodwtjg . bju . . . . . . . . . . .. ... MOBILETO KE BAR AKS KONI , HICH , TO KONET HAM BOKONI , NEMITONI BEKHONY !

Jadm Tja Gjemtj Vja . Gjadmtjp Dmwtjagp Kodwtjg . bju . . . . . . . . . . .. ... MOBILETO KE BAR AKS KONI , HICH , TO KONET HAM BOKONI , NEMITONI BEKHONY !

 Doost mesle short hamishe ba adam hast amma Doost khoob mesle kandom adam ra az khatar mohafezat mikone. . . TO DOOSTE  KHOOBE MAN HASTI..

Emam jomeye Rasht Fatva Dad:Har kasi Ba Zanash Nazdiki Kone Savabe Karbala Ro Mibare!Rashtie Sar Dare Khonash Mizane:HarKe Darad Havase Karbobala Besmela.

3kas ra shenidam ke kardan ravast* Yeki anke lengash hamishe  havast* Dovom har Kesi ke shabihe shomast* Sevom anke dar fekre pasokh be mast*

FUCK YOU!! F: Flower for you U ; unlimited love for you C : choclate is not sweeter than you K : kheyli mikhamet!!!

Soal:Shabih tarin chiz be period chie? Javab:Hoghoghe karmandi!Be 3 dalil: Mahiane miad. 3-4 roz bishtar davam nadare, Age tamom beshe, mikonanet!

Farghe 2charkhe va kire Arab: 2charkharo savar beshi faghat pa mizani amma kire Arabo savar beshi dasto pa mizani.

4 CHIZ KE ADAM RO MIGAD:  1. KOS NAKARDE ABET BIAD. 2.BEKHAY BRINI ANET NAYAD. 3.DARY KOS MIKONY ZANET BIAD. 4.KHAB BASHY SMS BIAD.


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Torke ba rashtiye miran gende khone aval rashtiye mire miad biron mige zane khodam behtare bad torke mire miad biron mige are zane to behtar.

Gazvine benladano  dastgir mikone zang mizane be boosh mige kamrano homano bedid benladano begirid

midoni behtarin yonjey male kojast? nemidoni  mohem nist az ye gave dige miporsam!

Torke ba rashtiye miran gende khone aval rashtiye mire miad biron mige zane khodam behtare bad torke mire miad biron mige are zane to behtare

Amaro argham neshun mide dar har ruz 3no junevar badjens nasleshun monghar  es mishe tajob mikonam hanuz dary nafas mikeshy!!!

Hitler dar akharin sokhanranish goft akhten deusch armi kikhden kokhden koloften smsden repeat ishnaider YANI:kire artesh alman tu kun unai ke sms tekrari midan

Pesare 25 sale ba pirezane 95 sale aroosi mikone, chand shab bad pesare mimire.Pezeshkye ghanoni elate margo" khordane  .... fased "elam kard.

Doaye ghabl az sex elahi odkhol kiri fi hazehel soorakh shaghan va ragha va ahfezaho men sharel eidz val soozak be lotfel kandom va ezdiado hali fel jagh amin

"dokhtara ye del bishtar nadaran , pas ba deleshun bazi nakon. Ba mameshun bazi kon chon do ta daran!!!

Az torke miporsan:miduni shisheh che juri dorost mishe?Mige:vajebi ro mizanan be pashme shishe,vaghti pashmesh rikht,mishe shishe!

   Rashtie zanesho bord doctor: "baraye khanoometoon 3 rooz nazdiki tajviz kardam''. Rashtie :  ''khanoom ro biaram matab ya tashrif miyarid manzel?"

4 chiz be marda kheili hal mide 1_nalidan vaght malidan 2_malidan vaght gaidan 3_shashidan bad az gaidan 4_khabidan bad az shashidan Ha

Javaiyez  banke tejarate ghazvin : _7 pesare 7sale baraye 7 nafar.  _14 pesare 14 sale baraye 14 nafar.   _ Kelide talaeye "MAHDE KOODAK" az aane kist?

Yeky ra be jorm zena gereftand  goft mojavez shareey daram.Goftand az ky? Goft az Hojatol eslam Tanasoly nemayande emam dar kheshtak bande !  

marahele zendegie zanashoei 1Namzadi:dast ru chiz,lab ru lab,de bebus 2Ezdevaj:lab ru lab,chiz tu chiz,de bokon 3Baqie omr:posht be posht,kun be kun,de beguz

Be rashtie migan nazaret dar morede period chie? Mige age oonam nabod ke ma aslan zanemoon ro nemididim.

Dokhtar agar open shavad, bi parde jende mishavad Chizi be name mojeze, ba kir momken mishavad. <

Salam morge kabi  pasho koni chegad mikabi jat kali alan ba mahbod varzesh terengi kardim an kabari azat nist kob dige boro bekab bache koni¤

Woman:keyli bozorge man:adat mikoni woman:az posht dard mikone man:ja baz mikone woman:nemikamesh man:bozorge woman:are man:mikayn ye kafsh dige biyaram

Ye nasihat ¤ mesl kir ostovar bash mesl khaye oftade mesl goz por hayaho mesl chos mehman navaz va hamchon pestan rozi resan

Jashnvare film haye takhayolie rasht: 1. Zane vafa dar, 2. Marde ba gheirat, 3. Farzande halal zade, Va simorghe boloorin baraye: Pesari ke yek pedar dasht!

¤  Be torke migan nazaret rajebe rooze chiye? Mige rooze eyn kir mane ham mitoni begirish ham mitoni bokorish ¤

Gar kos bokoni goshadiyash bish ast gar kon bokoni tangiyash del rish ast nazam be sare jagh ke be hengam zadan tangi va goshadiyash be dast kish ast

Age kasi behet roozi 1sms zad yani be yadete. age 2ta zad  2set dare. age 3ta zad  asheghete .age 4ta zad  mikhadet. age 5 ta zad motmaen bash mikhad bokonatet

Az torke porsidan 7sino bego goft kir goftan chera goft chon sar dare sike safe sibil dare sorak dare sos mirize sms mikone.

10 20 30 40 50 60 70 80 90 100 ash mash arom bash dard nadare saket bash saresho begir bezar lash movazeb pardat bash

Torke baraye darde beyze  mire doktor!Doktore bad az moayene va lamse beyzeha be torke mige che ehsasi dari?Torke mige doktor doset daram!

Rang zardam ra bebin barg kazan ra yad kon bar sar kiram beshin az dard kon faryad kon(are gorbonesh)

2ktare ba pesare gaemmoshak bazi mikardan 2ktare mige : age tonesty peidam koni , bagalam kon va bebosam va age peidam nakardi ,man zire peleham 

Jashnvareye filmhaye takhayoli dar rasht: 1-Zane vafadar 2-marde ba ghyrat 3-farzande halal zade va simorghe bolurin baraye filme: pesari ke yek pedar dasht.

Be Ali Daie migan ba vakil jomle besaz mige: Man dilooz be hamam laftam vakilam la shostam..

Zan az dide mohandese omraan: Halesh khoobe namaash aalie faghat heif ke paziraaiish kenare dastshooiishe

On shab haji kheyli norani shode bod done done bacheharo bosid aftabaro bardasht raft poshte khakriz. sedaye enfejar omad!!! Haji roye min ride bood.

 Shere ghazvin:  Ey ke koonat hamcho beyti Az ghazal,  Man peye koone to hastam Az Azal, Ey navaye koone to chon saze ney, daghe koonat man bebinam ta be key...

Marmolake mire mashhad mishe mashmolak mire karbala mishe karbolak mire make mishe hajmolak mire shabdolazim mishe shambolak mire ghazvin mishe ANGOOLAK.

"amman yojibo moztareeza doa va yakshefo soo" agar be ghodrate in doaa baraye shafaye bimaran iman darid in doaa ra baraye 3 bimare ravanie digar befrestid!

.Ye torke mire WC elam mikonan ab ta 1 daghighe digar ghat mishe torke aval konesho mishore bad mirine .

Yek rejhime monaseb baraye laghari: Sobh yek livan shir   zohr yek adad sir shab yek vajab kir!

Salam,khubi?Ye soale jensi dashtam rum nemishe az kasi beporsam,tanha kasi ke mitune komakam kone toee,faghat khahesh mikonam bekasi nagu.Jense shalvaret chie.

Marmolake mire mashhad mishe mashmolak mire karbala mishe karbolak mire make mishe hajmolak mire shabdolazim mishe shambolak mire ghazvin mishe ANGOOLAK.

moein 2006 :  ye  halgheye talayi esmeto rush neveshtam , boro biar pakesh konam ridi be sarneveshtam!

Yak rashte esmeh bachsh ra ghzashte bod rostam .anvaght metarsed ono seda konh

Be ghazvinie migan az koja zan migiri mige az barare ! Migan cheram? Mige akhe shab bekhabam pishe baradar zanam!

 Hakimi dana dokhtaran ra pand hami dad ke bar do chiz del mabandid . 1. Parde bekarat 2. Mehriye bala ke avali be kire rast band bashad o dovomi be tokhme chap

Atal matal tutule.. In kose,in dudule.. Kireto bezar la pestoon, garmash mesle tabestun! Yek zane jendeh bestoon, esmesho bezar amghezi, pashme kosesh vezvezi.

VOIGOOLANZJ : GALILE maho vadid mobarake, goshnegi sar shode bid mobarake, ramezoon tamoom varaft mobarake, eide FETR amade bid mobarake,  (bagori barari).

 Be dalile esteghbale  binazire mardome iran az mahe mobarake  ramzan, mahe ramazan 24 saat tamdid shod.

Emruz ruze jahani dozdiye. Chi dust dari az man bedozdi. Aval javab bede bad in sms ro vase dustat befrest . Javabaye ajib gharibe bahali giret miad .

 Be torke migan ta hala be gaa rafti? Mige na... ye barname bezar berim!

Be ye torki migan ali yaret mige ma ghablan yar keshi kardim

Ye  torke  mikhast zan  begire azash  miporsan tahghigh kardi, mige are   har ki karde  razi  bode-!

1 bache to ghazvin gom mishe polis mige:az yabande taghaza mishe emshabo ke hich,farda bacharo be ma bede ke ma pas farda bedim be khanevadash.


      )    (    (__I_)       )    (   (_I__)       )    (    (__I_)          )    (   (_I__)   faghat mikhastam koonamo ba shisheye mobilet pak konam!

Zane ba 4,5 ta bache mire doktor,mige nemidonam chera inghadr hamele misham hatman yechizi too hava hast. Doktor mige: bale ,LENGATOON !!

pesare  shalvaresho joloye dokhtare miare pain,mige:az ina dari? dokhtare damanesho mizane bala mige:mamanam  gofte ba in mitoni ye alame az una dashte bashi..!

Kir=Kar Mard=Saheb kar Zan=Bikar Arab=Kardorost Jende=Karshenas Pirezan=Az karoftde Kos=Kargah Jagh=Kardasti Kandom=Sarekari Kiregonde=Shahkar Tokhm=payane kar

Torke mire doktor mige:chera ma bache dar nemishim? doktor mige:chand vaghte ezdevaj kardin? torke mige:2roze. doctore mige: ahmagh in kose, macrofer ke nist.

Khosh hal mishy age:  B  O  K  O  Shamet. Khosh hal shodi . Fekr kardy mikham  B  O  K  Horamet ! Khosh haltar bash chon mikham B O K O N A M E T Mach.

Akharin fetvaye maraje taghlid dar ghom:ehtiyate vajeb anast ke mosafer dar ghazvin namaz ra bedone rokoo va sojod beja avarad

1 GHZVINI DONBAL TOOP MIDAVIDE BESH MIGAN BARAI CHI MIDAVI MIGE HAMISHE BE DONBAL HAR TOOPI KOODAKI NIZ KHAHAD AMAD :-D

03 chiz dar iran mahal ast : Shalikari dar ghazvin , tashkhise hoviat dar rasht, adam yabi dar ardebil

Ye rooz 1 bache dasht ba 1 bil bazi mikard,bazish ke tamoom mishe,be babash mige:baba in bile ro chikar konam?babash mige:bokon tu kune kasi ke in SMSo mikho

Ye rooz 1 bache dasht ba 1 bil bazi mikard,bazish ke tamoom mishe,be babash mige:baba in bile ro chikar konam?babash mige:bokon tu kune kasi ke in SMSo mikhoone.

Torke mire emamzadeh mibine kheili  shologhe.mire jelo dad mizane,shologh nakonin ,parsal ham haminjori shologh kardin hajata ghati shod man hamele shodam !
  Rashtiye mikhase az dostash entegam begire zane eidzi migire

  Be torke migan "delam havato karde"be english chi mishe, mige: My heart fuck your Air!

 Midooni be 15 ta dokhtar too ye estakhr chi migan . . . . Rani e hooloo :)

Midooni be3ta dokhtar ke rooye 1 mile neshastan chi mign?Migan 1sikh jigar

 Ye roz ye bache gazvini as babash miporce baba maman shaba kojamire hey migi bargard?

JADIDAN YE NARMAFZARI OMADE KE VAGHTI MIGIRISH TO DAST MISHE SAKHTAFZAR. bedam behet.

 Be ye morghe migan mitoni rozi 10 ta tokhm bezari? Migeh na oon kareh jendehayeh Telavange.

Az eshghe to man morgham bavarnadari be tokhmam

Vaghti be mah negah mikonam to ra mibinam vaghti be khorshid minegaram niz to ra mibinam mishe beri kenar?!

Damad:azizam emshab mikham yejaeit bezaram ke hichkas tahala nazashte. Aroos:ey vay na! to gosham na!

Be torke migan: be nazar shoma ostureye moghavemat chie? mige morgh. . . ta hala ru tokhme khodet neshasti?

ingadr tange ke vagte mikonam tot ehsas mikonam dare pare mishe pare nashoo ke fagat too  yekiro daram (joorab   jan)

Kerme az shalvare arabe bala mire be keresh ke mirese mige rokhsat pahlevan vali chera roye vilcher neshesti.

Be ettela'e Kasaani ke khastare amadane "BUSH" hastand miresamad ke= 1nafase amigh az tahe del bekeshid ta BUSH biad !!! Daghayeghi ghabl Man chosidam !!!

Az 1 ghazvinie miporsan esme in shortaie barik ke mire laie kun chie? mige NAKH DAR BEHESHT!!

Lore too kiyoske telefon boode,biroon ke miyad azash miporsan saleme? Mige: saleme faghat aftabe nadare..

Ba fara residan sale tahsili jadid  KANDOME              (dara va sara)          be bazar amad.

Bache be moalemesh mige; "agha zipetoen baze!" Moalem; "azin be bad begu dare daftar baze!" dafeye bad bachehe mige; agha dare daftar baze agha modiram birune!

Dokhtare dasht ba pesare harf mizad, migoft araba chizeshon kolofte mekzikia ham chizeshon bolande rasti esme shoma chie? pesare mige ABDOL AZIZ GONZALES.!!

4 raveshe eshgh varzidan: dast too dast,in too dast,dast too oon,in too on!

Be torke mighan kardano sarf kon :  kardam, kardy,kard, Kardim,kardand,mord!! 

Sex,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,sex,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, sex,,,,,,,,,,,, sex,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, sex,,,,,,,,,, sex,,,,, sexkam band nemiad.!!!!

Torke mire Amrica,ye khanoum mibine mige:chand? mige: 5$ haminja 10$ to park 20$ khone 50$ hotel Torke 50$ mide taraf mige eival hotel?Mige na 10 bar haminja!

Midoni farghe bache ba baftani chie ? Baftani ro ba 1 goloole- o- 2ta mil dorost mikonan vali bache ro ba 1mil va 2ta goloole ...!!!

Midony rafsanjany ro Ba chi in var on var mibaran? Javab ba akvariom

rashtie zanesho ba ye marde to hammum mibine, khun joloe cheshasho migire, mire abgarmkon ro khamush mikone!!

Torke to manovr sherkat mikone asir mishe.!!!

Be andazeye moohaye saram dooset daram ghorbane to (hassan kachal) ..

Be torke migan chera suratet ghermeze.Mige chesh khorde.Migan yani cheshet zadan?Mige na baba,cheshe shalvar.

Torke Be Khayyate Migeh  Az in Parche Vasam Kot Shalvar Bedooz , Farda Nayam Begi Bargh Nabood , Suzan Nadashtam ! Aslan Bede Man Pedarsage, Nemikhad Bedoozi !

Ye akhoondi balaye manbar boode, ye kaghaz behesh midan axe ye kire koloft toosh keshidan, mige yeki az baradara vase madaresh eltemas dua khasteh.

Midoni Avalin kasi ke sheyton ro kard ki bood? . . Hasan Joharchi !!!

Bache 16 migire babash mige duduleto bokhoram bache mige baba age 20 begiram baram suck mizany

Man migam asheghi sakhte*tomigi sakhtish ru takhte*manmigam pahato bazkon*to migi ta daste ja kon*man migam vasam azizy*tomigi oun tu narizy

Ye akhoondi balaye manbar boode, ye kaghaz behesh midan axe ye kire koloft toosh keshidan, mige yeki az baradara vase madaresh eltemas dua khasteh.

       KHATAR!  Agar in SMS ro bekhuni, "Virus" varede maghzet mishe  Load...   10%...  50%...  90%...             ERROR!       maghz peyda       nashod!!!.

Password ra vared kon va varede ghalbam sho: ***** ..e e e,biya biron.ramzo eshtebah zadi.rafti to kunam!

Marahel  shashidane  bache :    - vaghti ke be donya miad mishashe roye lebaset ,  - 20 salesh ke shod toye aa-sabet ,  - Vaghti ham ke mordi toye roohet .

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Boro paeen! . . . . . . . . . . Paeentar! . . . . Chera vaysadi? Baba boro paeentar! . . . . . . . Ye zarre dige. . . . . . . . . . Khoobe haminjas, sak bezan..

Hitler dar akharin sokhanranish goft akhten deusch armi kikhden kokhden koloften smsden repeat ishnaider yani kire artesh alman tu kun unai ke sms tekrari midan

migan ye narm afzar omade ke vaghti dastet migiry tabdil be sakht afzar  mishe BEDAM DASTET.

Mikhamet bekhatdr: Sedaghated bekhatere  Nejabatet bekhater  keramated bekhater Mohabatet bekhater Vojode kesafatet,!!!

Lore shabe aroosie be pesaresh mige: Pesaram seft tarin jato bezar oonjaei ke dokhtare mishashe; sobh mibine kalle pesare too chahe fazelab gir karde!

Be torke migan kosesher bego !   Mige parvine etesami

Yaroo 100$ mindaze sadaghe 2metr bad tasadof mikone,oon donya mige: man ke 100$ sadage dadam chera mordam?Khoda mige: Haaaa, pulet gushe nadashte bid Jiiigar!!

Be khameneie migan ahmadinejado az koja peida kardi? mige az tu lop-lop

Ye zane mire darokhane mige agha kandome xxlarg darid?Marde mige darim bedam khedmateton.Mige na montazere kharidaresh mimoonam.!!

Be ghazvinie migan koon chand harfe?Mige koon aslan harf nadare.!!

Be ghazvinie migan koon chand harfe?Mige koon aslan harf nadare.!!

Torke monshi telefony mikhare roosh mighe  lotfan pas az shenidan soreh baghareh peigham khod ra befarmaid!

Ghazvinya baraye amrikaya peygham midan ke kamrano homan bema bedid tama beladeno beheton bedid

Hame chiz baram bi arzesh shode!dige hich chiz baram ahamiyat nadare!alanam ke daram in sms ro baraye to mifrestam engar ke baraye tokhmam mifrestam.

Be zane migan farghe bachat ba shoharet chie mige ruza bayad be bache begam nakon bokhor shaba be babash begam nakhor bokon !

Tanha tarin shabhaye man sedaye tost tanha to hasti ke dar nime shab soratam ro navazesh mikoni tanha dalile shab bidarie man to hasti ba to hastam ey PASHE.

Midooni ghazviniya besoorakh koon chi mighan?   Mighan arbab halgheha

Az torke miporsan bani adam azaye yekdigarand yani chi? . . .mige yani to kire mani


Gazvinie bachasho mibare madrese  mige: in bacha ro tarbiat konid, ruye bokhary axe kun keshide.ham dule man sukhte,ham daste daeish,ham labe baba bozorgesh!

Lore konesh ghonde boode mighan chera koonet ghondast mighe choon mamanam bache ke boodam bejaye poodre bache az bekinpoodr estefadeh kareh

Torke ba rish bozy myre too janghal  shire mikhorasho mighe ajab khar bozy;-)

 Shab aroosy damad Be aroos mighe emshab mikham jaeet bokonam ke hichkas Nakardeh aroos mighe mikhay too ghoosham bokony

 To dadgah be torke migan: ghasam bokhor, torke  dastesho mizare ro ketab moghadas va mige: Kos naneye adame doroghgu.

Doaye ghabl az este'male vajebi:  Rabbana zaelna pashmana ferran pichpichian hule  alaatena va khayatena be haghe hazel daroo Esmohoo Vajebi,ghatelol "ROMENA"

Yeroz ye tehrani mire ardebil... az yek torke miporse : man inja gharibam,to ardebil koja ampol mizanan ? Torke konesho neshon mide mige : inja mizanan dige !

7ta K hast ke mardom mikonan:1.komak mikonan 2.kar mikonan3.kashf mikonan 4.kaf mikonan 5.keyf mikonan 6.kasebi mikonan 7.KUNE LAGHE UNAYI KE FEKRE BAD MIKONAN.

Az khare miporsan: raste ke torka kharan? Mige: ye sohbataee shode vali ma zire bar naraftim!

Ye zan rashtiye beshoaresh mige in hamsaye ghazvinimon vaghty nisty miad mano mikone.yaro mige velesh kon divonas vaghty to nisty miad manam mikone!!

Pire marde ba zanesh mashghule........... Budand; be pirezane mige haj khanum,che tang shode..., pirezane mige: hajagha tang nashode, male shoma dolla shode..!

Edareh post tambre super montasher kardeh hala aghayan mandand kodam samt ro lis bezanand

4 chiz ke adam ro migad: Kos nakarde abet biad. Bekhay berini anet nayad. Dari kos mikoni zanet biad. Khab bashi sms biad...

Be 3 chiz dast nazan :  1- dome shir 2- zane pir 3- pooste sir 4- sare kir  (in akhari too 3 mored nist , mitooni dast bezani ) !!!j

Rak eras irazeb orafan ey edim ilah ehc inodimen (zoor nazan az akharesh bekhoon)'

Taarofat koss be kir:  khoda az kolofti kamet nakone.  Bozorgi az khodetoone. Ma ke sine chakim. Dam dar bade befarmayn too.

Ye dafe ostad be daneshjooa ghoft be pesara aks badan dokhtar va be dokhtara aks badan pesara toojame daneshjooa 2 nafar baham dost bodan boy be :taghalobkon

Filmhaye rasole sadrameli:man tarane 15bar dadam.2dokhtari ba shorte katani.Va hamaknoon filimi kamelan motafavet az rosol: . . . . . Dishab "koneto"didam ayda!

Be jendehe migan:dos dari pesaret chikare beshe?Mige:footbalist,ta be tim meli berese,daghigheye 90 ye penalti bezane to out,60 milion began kir to kose nanat !

mara'hele zendegie zanashoei 1.Namzadi:dast ru oon,lab ru lab,de bebus 2.Ezdevaj:lab ru lab,in tu oon,de bokon 3.Baghie omr:posht be posht,kun be kun,de bechos

Ye dokhtare khoob bayad 7 ta 'B' dashte bashe : biyad - bekhabe - bemale - bokhore - bede - bepooshe - bere!

Zan ba 6 ta bache mire doktor mige nemidonam  chera inghadr hamele misham hatman yechizi to hava hast.doktor mige;bale LENGATOON.

khanume zang mizane 110 mige alo! Komak! Ye marde umade tu khunam, dare behem tajavoz mikone! Mishe baraye dastgirish... Aaaaahh Oooohh Akh jooon farda biain!

Tebghe akharin azmayeshat" malom shode tamame afrade kooni(obneyi) baraye didane SMS shan az angosht shasteshan estefade mikonan; moteasfam angoshteto avaz kon.

Ghanon 5th newoton:age ba sorat noor dor derakht bedavid mitoonid koon khodeton bezarid.

4 chis dar zendegi dahane adamo migad,1,kose nakarde abet biyad  2,mikhay berrini ant nayad 3,dari kos mikoni zanet biyad 4,khab bashi sms biyad.

Doaye ghabl az este'male vajebi:  Rabbana zaelna pashmana ferran pichpichian hule  alaatena va khayatena be haghe hazel daroo Esmohoo Vajebi,ghatelol "emami"

Dardedele yek piremard : dar shekare ahovan dar tarkeshe ma tir nist, roozegari kos faravan shod ke ma ra kir nist.

Zane ba 5,6 ta bache mire doctor,mige nemidonam chera inghadr hamele misham hatman yechizi too hava hast. Doctor mige: bale ,LENGATOON!!

Be torke migan moghe sex chetori zaneto divune mikoni?Mige vaghti karam tamum mishe,kiramo ba parde otag pak mikonam!

Bar asas e revayat e ahl e tasanon va tashayo dashtan e 3 chiz dar shab e aval e zafaf jayez nist: 1.sabr e ayub.2.kos e mayub.3.kir e mahjub.

 Jende in other language  italiano : Mide reberrre  russian : Midof batof  indian : Midahe kosahe  germany : Mide ba akhtof  ferench : Midghonse kosonse  (...)

Torke mashinesho benzin super mizane har kar mikone dastish nemikhabe

shebahate dokhtara ba alate moosighi:18 sal,piano:be har jashon dast bezani sedashon dar miad.25 salegi,gitar :bayad balad bashi be kojashon dast bezani ta sedashon dar biad.30 salegi,vialon:hatman bayad ba ye choob sedashono dar byari.35 salegi sheypor,koonet pare mishe ta sedashono dar biari.

Torke mashinesho benzin super mizane har kar mikone dastish nemikhabe

Yek nazar dar khod negar ta kisty / az kojaee, dar kojaee, chisti / jame hasti ra bezan bar nisti / har ke hasti kire man ham nisti

Shenide bidam varefti ghazvin az khodet koon dar vakardi, jiiigar!

Shenide bidam varefti ghazvin az khodet koon dar vakardi, jiiigar!

Bazi az adama mikrob shenas mishan mesle pastor. Bazia nobel migiran.Mesle: Madam kuri. un vaght to guzu,beshin sms befrest invar oonvar.

Salam.Khabare fori: hamin alan elam kardan ke daftare maghame moazame rahbari 60 barge!

Aya Alatetan kuchak ast? Aya az darmanhaye afzayesh tule alat natije nagereftid? Aya hamsaretan az in mozu narazist? Digr negaran nabasid, ma zanetan ra mikonim

 maraseme aroosi dar barare(aroos konoon): 1.roo takht keshoon 2.short darvakonoon 3.lapayi zanoon 4.kos lisoon 5.kir tof zanoon 6.sar andaroon 7.aab bepaashoon

Ghazviniha be horoofe alefba eteraz mikonan ke chera be ne migan noon vali be ke nemigan koon!

  Joon mideh toro ba khodam bebaram Mahigiri. Midooni chera? . . . Akhe hichkas be andazaye to kerm nadare!!!

Midooni farghe 'TO' ba gooz chie?...    azizam gooz ye rooz az delam mire biroon ama to nemiri..

Emrooz montazere oomadanesh boodam ama har chi montazer moondam nayoomad! goftam farda hatman miyad,ama 2 hafte ast ke cheshm entezaram.bad dardiye  "YOBOOSAT"

 Amele vaba peyda shod: Shorte ahmadi-nezhad oftadeh boode toy sadde karaj.

Ey ke shaeri mikoni besoozad jegarat kir bozghale be koone pedarat ¿¿¿

be ye morghe migan mitoni rozi 10 ta tokhm bezari?mige na oon kare jendehaye telavange!

 Ghabel tavajohe tarafdarane BUSH Khod ra amade konid ! montazer bashid ! BUSH dare miad! man chand lahze pish chosidam !

Age ye rooz ye magas roo saret neshast aslan narahat nasho va eftekhar kon, chon hatman ye gohi shodi.!

 Moshakhasate koon'goshad'tarin Adame rooye zamin: 1)kafshesh band nadare, 2)Shalvaresh zip nadare, 3)Pirahanesh dokme nadare. . . . . . .   oon ye Akhoonde. !!

Piremarde mimire  miad be khabe pesaresh mige dandon masnoihamo baram befrestid.migan chera?mige inja azam miporsan chi mikhahi?mikham begam Kos migam chos!

Obeyde zakani ra goftand eslam chegone dini bovad? Farmod: dinist ke chon dar an vared shavi sare doolat ra beborand va chon az an kharej shavi sare khodat ra !

Doaye ghabl az sex: elahi odkhol kiri fi hazehel soorakh shaghan va ragha va ahfezaho men sharel eidz val soozak be lotfel kandom va ezdiado hali fel jagh

Moshtarke gerami ta 10 dagige dige mobile shoma dar halate vibrator garar migirad gooshie khod ra dar konetan gozashte va az servise jadide ma lezzat bebarid

ye dokhtary be doost pesaresh mige har vaght bademjon mikhoram labam bad mikone pesare ham mige manam har vaght lab mikho ram bademjonam bad mikone

Akhe yaboo,  goosfand,  olagh,  bozghale,  boozine,  khar,  guril,  sag,  meimun,  shepesh,  zaloo,  kane,  in hame heyvoon,  chera shir shod soltane jangal?!

Torke mire fast food (ghazaye saria) to kharej.mige : Give me a sandvich .yaro mige :to go?(mibarin)torke mige:na pedar sag to non            :-)

To khari ,sagi ,gavi,goosfandi,meimooni,bozi,goosalei... . . . . Baraye foroush nadari?

4rooze avale dustie dokhtarha: 1.dosam dashte bash behem dast nazan 2.behem dast bezan,bosam nakon 3.bosam kon ama nakon 4.mano bokon ama faramosham nakon......

holoo       albalo       shaftalo       derakhte sarv derakht chenar borje piza borje eefel... hamash to konet.

Migan yek narm afzar omade ke vaghti migiry dastet sakht afzar mishe ; mikhay bedam dastet !!?

 Pirzane mire darokhone mige kire masnoi  mikham  doctor mige: entekhab kon mige on ghermezaro bedin doctor mige: on kapsole atashneshanie.

Japonie ba iranie ezdevaj mikone bachashoon cheshash tang mishe koonesh   goshad .                 
sareto gozashti ro pam gofti ke ino mikam goftam ke in kiyare ashketo dar miyare gofti eybi nadare vasam bache miyare esmesh mishe setare kos mide poul miyare

Aya Aalatetaan kochak ast?Aya az darmanhaye afzaayesh tole aalat natije nagereftid? Aya GF tan az in mozu narazist? Digar negaran nabasid ma GF tan ra mikonim

Be torke migan osgol tarin khanande kiye? Mige:HABIB..! migan chera.? Mige: koskhol khodesh dare gitar mizane bad mige sedaye DOHOL miyad....!

midoni chera zanhabishtar harf          mizanan va mardhabishtar fekr            mikonan?                chon zanha 4 ta labdaran va mardha 2 ta kale!!!

 Be torke migan ba CD jomle besaz. mige amato gayidam. migan pas CDish ko? mige CDsho farda miyaram bebini

Un chie ke: topole, gholombas, khoshmazzas, rush moo dare, toosh khise, hads bezan? ... ... ... ... Afarin Dorost Hads Zadi! NARGIL Nist, hamun KOSE.

Teste hamelegie Leyloon mosbat Mishe,be shirFarhad Mige:chera havaset nabid man hamele shode Bidam.Mige:Haaaa,kandomet gooshe nadashta bid,Jiiiiiiigar!!!

Moeen 2006: Ye halgheye talayi esmeto roosh neveshtam Boro biar pakesh konam ,ridi too sarneveshtam!

Be lore migan  bachat chera inghadr zeshte? mige shoe tariko,soorakhe tango,mayom dast tanha mikhasti Alen delon sid  besazom?!hamin ke sid naridom kheiliya!


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